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you people should  learn about the goetic demons like for example:


this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him

whats not cool about an owl demon

I always thought demons were supposed to be evil or coniving or something and this one is just like ‘hey what’s up, I’m an owl and I’m here to teach you about space and nature’


So I bought Paper Towns by John Green recently and found this secret note hidden inside the cover! It reads “Dear reader, if you haven’t bought this book:BUY IT! If you have:CONGRATULATIONS!!! Good choice!!!” Followed by a DFTBA and no name… I am on a mission now, I must find out who wrote this message! Was it a fellow nerdfighter or John Green himself?!? Please help me find out who wrote this cute note and spread this around till I find them!

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story



my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake


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